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  • The Cat’s Meow #3

    Frog & Firkin

    The Cat’s Meow

    Tommy’s

    Milestones – English Bay

    Bon’s Off Broadway #2

    White Spot – West Georgia

    Bert’s

2007-06-03
Granville Island Neighbourhoods

The Cat’s Meow #3

Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality,…

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Dirty Johnny
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2006-01-03
Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Frog & Firkin

They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the…

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Duck-boy
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2004-08-01
Neighbourhoods

The Cat’s Meow

The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms…

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Dirty Johnny
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2004-07-25
Captain & Crew

Dazzer

Dazzer's profile is coming soon...Lost in the wilds of the Amazon, it seems unlikely that…

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Breakfast Armada
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2004-03-26
Neighbourhoods North Shore North Vancouver

Tommy’s

When the lovely and talented Skittles recommended that The Armada hit up Tommy's, a long-time…

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Dirty Johnny
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2004-01-01
Neighbourhoods West End

Milestones – English Bay

"Once more they would replenish themselves, cheat death again. The power of their source: The…

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Dirty Johnny
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2003-08-24
East Vancouver Neighbourhoods

Bon’s Off Broadway #2

For my second excursion to Bon's, I heeded Hun-lo's insightful advice and arrived prior to…

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Dirty Johnny
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2003-07-11
Deep Fryd's Log Logs

The Case for Corned Beef

Picture this: Me: an unstoppable force of American special forces commandos, my fork like a…

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Deep Fryd
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2003-06-28
Coal Harbour Neighbourhoods West End

White Spot – West Georgia

White Spot?! Yeah, I know what's going through your simple little minds, "Why the hell…

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Dirty Johnny
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2003-06-26
Mount Pleasant Neighbourhoods

Bert’s

When you go to a place with a moniker like "Bert's", you can pretty much…

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Hun-lo
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Recent Reviews

  • The Cat’s Meow #3
    by Dirty Johnny
    2007-06-03
    Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee. 
  • Frog & Firkin
    by Duck-boy
    2006-01-03
    They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right? 
  • The Cat’s Meow
    by Dirty Johnny
    2004-08-01
    The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time. 

Ships Log

  • The Case for Corned Beef
    by Deep Fryd
    2003-07-11
    Picture this: Me: an unstoppable force of American special forces commandos,
  • South America – Part 3: Peruvian Girls Are Easy
    by Dirty Johnny
    2003-06-11
    Hey everyone, welcome back. I've just hopped a military flight to the jungles of Bolivia but I'm a little behind in the story so we're gonna jump in the DeLorean, fire up the Flux Capacitor and go back in time to resume the saga as I arrive in Cuenca, Ecuador.
  • South America – Part 2: Bring on the Gimp
    by Dirty Johnny
    2003-06-02
    Soooo, intrigued by the prospect of embarking on your own adventures on our friendly continental neighbour to the south?

More Log Entries...

Logs Entries

Deep Fryd's Log Logs

The Case for Corned Beef

2003-07-11 Deep Fryd
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South America – Part 3: Peruvian Girls Are Easy

2003-06-11 Dirty Johnny
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South America – Part 2: Bring on the Gimp

2003-06-02 Dirty Johnny
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South America – Part 1: Rough Landing

2003-05-21 Dirty Johnny
Hun-Lo's Log Logs

Japan – Part 2: I demand ambrosia

2002-07-30 Hun-lo
Hun-Lo's Log Logs

Japan – Part 1: I could tell they were all terrified

2002-07-23 Hun-lo
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 7: Curry in a coconut shell

2001-04-25 Dirty Johnny
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 6: The heat is on in Saigon

2001-04-13 Dirty Johnny
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 5: Blasting off from Phi Phi

2001-04-03 Dirty Johnny
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 4: Not Thai enough for you?

2001-03-24 Dirty Johnny
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