Dirty Johnny - BREAKFAST ARMADA

2002-01-03

The Dutch Wooden Shoe Café

"There are two things in the world I can't stand; people who are intolerant of…

2001-11-03

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Hell’s Kitchen

Hola, hash brown whores, welcome once again to Vancouver's only site that's got the cojones…

2001-06-15

Neighbourhoods The Burbs

IHOP – No. 3 Road

"IHOP, where the proletariat eat breakfast". Perhaps not exactly what George Orwell would have predicted…

2001-04-25

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 7: Curry in a coconut shell

A hearty Chao to the masses around the world from the tiny honeymooner's dream town…

2001-04-13

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 6: The heat is on in Saigon

The heat is on in Saigon (with apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber) as I seek…

2001-04-03

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 5: Blasting off from Phi Phi

Once again back is the incredible, the rhyme animal... A balmy johm reab suor from…

2001-03-24

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 4: Not Thai enough for you?

Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years... Greetings, pale ones, from the…

2001-03-13

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 3: Hucksters and mooks

Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin, Hmmm, where were we...let's pick it…

2001-03-08

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 2: One night in Bangkok

Sawat-dii kraap, peasants, Where to start with Bangkok...I've had so many experiences already, some good,…

2001-03-05

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South East Asia – Part 1: Lizard on a stick

WEEEEEEEE!! Hello to all in presumably lugubrious Vancouver. I've 20 minutes to describe the last…

Recent Reviews

The Cat’s Meow #3

by Dirty Johnny

2007-06-03

Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee.

Frog & Firkin

by Duck-boy

2006-01-03

They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right?

The Cat’s Meow

by Dirty Johnny

2004-08-01

The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time.