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2004-07-25

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Dazzer

Dazzer's profile is coming soon...Lost in the wilds of the Amazon, it seems unlikely that…

2003-04-26

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Bangkok Barbie

Bangkok Barbie's profile is coming soon...Sorry, Bangkok Barbie has been busy bangin' cock if you…

2003-03-15

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BJ Betty

BJ Betty's profile is coming soon...Let's be honest, if she hasn't written it since 2003,…

2003-03-08

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Junior

Junior's profile is coming soon... That's not true, last we heard, Junior and Sparky had…

2003-03-08

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Sparky

Sparky's profile is coming soon...Not likely, BJ Betty heard that she had sold Junior to…

2003-01-11

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Deep Fryd

Deep Fryd's profile is coming soon... Or not, we're not entirely sure, but he may…

2002-03-08

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The Video Store Girl

The Video Store Girl's profile is coming soon... I wouldn't hold my breath though, she's…

2001-10-27

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Lang Dang

Lang Dang's profile is coming soon... Gosh Dang'it Lang Dang, why haven't you submitted your…

2001-01-01

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Dirty Johnny

The self-appointed Commodore of the Armada, Dirty Johnny's existence is wholly dedicated to the relentless…

2001-01-01

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Agent M

On July 22, 1975 with a whimper that would make Hugh Grant look like Arnold…

Recent Reviews

The Cat’s Meow #3
by Dirty Johnny
2007-06-03
Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee.
Frog & Firkin
by Duck-boy
2006-01-03
They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right?
The Cat’s Meow
by Dirty Johnny
2004-08-01
The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time.