Reviews - BREAKFAST ARMADA

2003-03-22

Fiddlehead Joe’s

For my first outing with the Breakfast Armada crew, I have to say I was…

2003-03-15

Grandview/Woodland Neighbourhoods

Dockers Grill

It's a wonder Sparky and Junior ever made it. After Lang Dang gave directions to…

2003-01-25

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Vertical Dining Lounge

Vertical. Personally, I'm more partial to horizontal as a spatial orientation. I'm engaged in enough…

2003-01-18

Dunbar Neighbourhoods Southlands

Thorn Tree Café

I tell you, if I had a hand-job for every time I've driven past the…

2002-11-24

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Zen Café

Zen n: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through…

2002-11-21

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Joe’s Grill

Ah, Joe's. Let me begin by saying that if Joe's was a geyser, it'd be…

2002-11-16

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Denny’s – West Broadway

"Good morning and welcome to Denny's!" Next stop: culinary purgatory. That's right, folks, in the…

2002-11-09

Davie Village Neighbourhoods West End

The Elbow Room Café

"So, what can I get you little shits to drink?" Damn, not 10 seconds after…

2002-10-20

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Tangerine

Our climb up Yew Street placed us in front of Zen for a moment, contemplating…

2002-09-14

Granville Island Neighbourhoods

The Cat’s Meow #2

What up, what up, welcome one and all to the long-awaited, overrated, ego-inflated Breakfast Armada,…

Recent Reviews

The Cat’s Meow #3
by Dirty Johnny
2007-06-03
Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee.
Frog & Firkin
by Duck-boy
2006-01-03
They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right?
The Cat’s Meow
by Dirty Johnny
2004-08-01
The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time.