Reviews - BREAKFAST ARMADA

2002-03-22

The Whip

For yours truly, nothing says breakfast like a latexy, sado-masochistic beating early in the a.m.…

2002-03-22

Neighbourhoods The Drive

Havana

Beunos dias, amigos! It's well documented that The Armada has never been known to conform…

2002-03-15

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

The Regal Beagle

Ahh, the Regal Beagle, a name that conjures up images of Jack Tripper entertaining some…

2002-01-03

Fairview Mount Pleasant Neighbourhoods

The Dutch Wooden Shoe Café

"There are two things in the world I can't stand; people who are intolerant of…

2001-11-03

Kitsilino Neighbourhoods

Hell’s Kitchen

Hola, hash brown whores, welcome once again to Vancouver's only site that's got the cojones…

2001-06-15

Neighbourhoods The Burbs

IHOP – No. 3 Road

"IHOP, where the proletariat eat breakfast". Perhaps not exactly what George Orwell would have predicted…

Recent Reviews

The Cat’s Meow #3
by Dirty Johnny
2007-06-03
Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee.
Frog & Firkin
by Duck-boy
2006-01-03
They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right?
The Cat’s Meow
by Dirty Johnny
2004-08-01
The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time.